Akatsuki reference: Kurochi no Kyo. (kyo vampire of the sand)

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Frikitsuki Test Of Joinmentness.

1. What is your full name or title?
Kyo vampire of the sand, real name: Kurochi no kyo (kyo of the black blood)
2. What village are you from?
Kowakagure (village of fear)
3. Why have you fled that village?
Because i killed the whole village after got mad, i got mad because sasori said "ya dont even know what`s art, real art is pinoccio and not Tim Burton. Tim burton sucks...live whit that." And then i said " How dare ya sasori! i tought ya loved me! but now i realize the true. I GONNA KICK YA! " since then im lookin 4 him. cuze he broke my hearth
4. What do you hope to accomplish by joining the Frikitsuki?
I created the friktsuki to overcome the akatsuki organization. and im secretly in love with sasori..yet.....so i just want him to apologize TT.TT
5. Why have you joined? (kinda goes along with #4)
to kick sasori, and tell him i still love him
6. Gender?
Female
7. Rank?
X criminal rank. (most wanted in the world)
8. Element(s)?
Doton, Futon, Suiton, Suishon
9. Any criminal experience?
I killed all my village
10. Do you like ducks?
YAAAAAY!
11. Are you able to put up with emos?

what do ya guess? 77

Notification 4 the Frikitsuki

What justu would i have? i already have very powerful jutsus....you see:

throwin cats no jutsu: I take kakashi who's the "Inspector de gatos" and i just throw a lot of damp cats.

Blasphemy no jutsu: I just star insultin the enemy in a way so ofensive that they fleed.

punch no jutsu: It only a very strong punch that actally is not a jutsu.

chuck norris way no jutsu: Invocation jutsu, I call Chuk norris and he beat em up

Throw ya no jutsu: In wich you are the weapon.

Thats enough i hope. Im gonna make a frikitsuki sympol, so choose a picture and send it 2 me. Im gonna beat sasori! O__O do everybody knows so already? yeah? oh....OoO

well byeonara my ladies.

and FRIKITSUKI LOVE! *she throws up a smoke bomb* OwV *the smoke disapear* O___O i gotta go....

4 Hikari n Enya of the clarinets

yesterday i have send a e-mail to notify that we r gonna go to konoha at srpin break. What we gonna do is : we gonna take a toy to pla with and we gonna walk about 3000 miles only to turn around and back to the place we just leave, we gonna leave the toys and go two pitches (yes, pitches is now a measurement) after this we gonna take a Emperador cookies box and give em up to the jinchufriki onky to fight with him up and after that we goin TO THE BEACH BITCHES AAAAJAJAJAJAAJAJA this a call 4 Hikari and Enya my frikitsukis, from: Kyo vampir of the freakin sand xDD we r near sasori, LETS TAKE MY REVERENGE!

la fiesta de parchis

a todos los frikitsukis la fiesta de parchis sera muy pronto, no olviden sus pelotitas de la felicidad.

welcome to our evil website >3

we are the frikitsuki, we r gonna CHANGE AND DOMINATE THE WORLD WITH OUR POWERFUL YOUTH FORCE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA my name is kyo, vampire of the sand and im gonna have vengance againts sasori, he believes that ìnochio is better than tim burton but, IM NOT PACIENT! IM GONNA KICK HIM.

this is the man im gonna kick muahahaha