Akatsuki reference: Kurochi no Kyo. (kyo vampire of the sand)

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Frikitsuki Test Of Joinmentness.

1. What is your full name or title?
Kyo vampire of the sand, real name: Kurochi no kyo (kyo of the black blood)
2. What village are you from?
Kowakagure (village of fear)
3. Why have you fled that village?
Because i killed the whole village after got mad, i got mad because sasori said "ya dont even know what`s art, real art is pinoccio and not Tim Burton. Tim burton sucks...live whit that." And then i said " How dare ya sasori! i tought ya loved me! but now i realize the true. I GONNA KICK YA! " since then im lookin 4 him. cuze he broke my hearth
4. What do you hope to accomplish by joining the Frikitsuki?
I created the friktsuki to overcome the akatsuki organization. and im secretly in love with sasori..yet.....so i just want him to apologize TT.TT
5. Why have you joined? (kinda goes along with #4)
to kick sasori, and tell him i still love him
6. Gender?
Female
7. Rank?
X criminal rank. (most wanted in the world)
8. Element(s)?
Doton, Futon, Suiton, Suishon
9. Any criminal experience?
I killed all my village
10. Do you like ducks?
YAAAAAY!
11. Are you able to put up with emos?

what do ya guess? 77